| story of my life: | i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything |
my sister just broke up with her boyfriend and i walked behind her on her laptop and she made sims clone of him and locked him in his house and she set the house on fire im laughing so hard
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I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!
She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”
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NO BUT SO I WAS WATCHING THE NEW YEAR’S COUNTDOWN IN TIMES SQUARE ON TV
AND THIS REPORTER LADY IS GOING AROUND HOLDING HER MIC OUT SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE SHOUT OUTS
AND SHE ASKS ONE GUY “WHO ARE YOU SHOUTING OUT TO?”
AND HE SAYS “MY MOM”
AND SHE ASKS “WHY?”
AND HE ANSWERS
“SHE HAS NO IDEA I’M IN NEW YORK”
“I’M TWELVE HOURS AWAY FROM HOME”
“SORRY MOM”
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